Abomination Pastries 2: SPORTS

Hunter flopped down in his chosen seat, letting out a deep, exhausted breath. Titan, was that last workout a challenge.

He was so exhausted, he didn’t even register the large shockwave beside him until he felt an elbow nudge his side. He turned over to see an equally tired and heavyset Luz offering something in her hand. He looked down, before his eyes popped open seeing the triple-layered abominake in her hand. To most non-witches, this would’ve been able to feed a family of five for about two weeks. To them, it was just a snack, which Hunter happily took before chowing down.

Luz chuckled before digging into her own cake. To think, when they first met, he was a skinny (bordering on underweight, if she was honest) bad but sad boy. Now, several years later, he was a happy pailsman carver, who possessed a body over 300 pounds, most of which was from his large dome of a belly. Luz could hardly critique, though. Her belly, while not as large, was already carrying several pounds of fat, the majority of each went down south.

With the rise of Blight’s Bakery and simultaneous rise of the Isles’ residents' average weight, a lot of aspects of life had been altered, one of which being sports. Now, despite being so big and round that they could probably be rolled around, the increased weight never seemed to affect the sports scene. What did was Luz introducing a human realm sport that just so happened to be played by large individuals: sumo wrestling.

Seemingly overnight, sumo wrestling had become the major sport of the Isles, dethroning Grudgby entirely. After five (or maybe it was seven) abominakes each, the two sighed, with Luz letting out a “little” burp.

“You kiss Amity that mouth?” Hunter said.

“Can Willow still kiss yours with that thing between you?” she asked, poking his leg-covering belly, watching it jiggle from her contact and his laugh.

“Trust me,” he said, resting his hand on top. “This hardly gets in between us. And besides, my lips aren’t the only thing she kisses.”

“Stop,” she laughed.

As the last laugh left her mouth, her eyes caught a glimpse of something left on the floor beneath her. The one and only abomie. She quickly dove down to get it… only to accidentally headbutt Hunter, doing the exact thing. They returned to their previous position, rubbing their sore heads. They stared at each other, occasionally glancing down to the pie below.

“Whoever’s girlfriend wins gets the pie!”

“You’re on!” Hunter said.

Down below, Willow and Amity entered the center ring.

“Ready to lose, Willow?” Amity asked, a small smug smile on her face. Willow only laughed, her own smug smile written all over her face.

“I should be saying that to you, Blight,” she cockily said.

They jumped, hearing the hoots and screams coming from the stands. Good thing ex-principle Bump let them use the Hexside field on weekends, because Luz and Hunter would’ve given someone a fright with their screams.

“You got this, Willow!”

“Kick her butt, you beautiful cotton candy hair goddess."

The two’s competitiveness vanished, overtaken by blushes and bashfulness.

“Well, um,” Willow coughed. “I guess I have to win now.”

“I’m not gonna lose to my Batata,” she said, cocky mode back on. With the hoots and chants of their partners and one last stare at each other, the fight began.


Story by UserDoesNot
Artwork by WantedWaifus-JM

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