The Texas Strack Farms eatery was taken hostage for over an hour by the top-heavy walking bombshell.
“We were surprised to see her come in... not a lot of D-list celebrities eat here," shaken owner Jimmy Bob Clayton said. "She snatched a quarter pounder off a girl’s plate and started stuffing her face before anyone could stop her. The crazy gal was shoveling food in faster than you can say 'Bobby Trendy'. Dangmit if'n it wasn't the wildest thing I've ever seen.”
Shocked customers cowered under tables as Anna Nicole Smith staggered around the restaurant, muttering slurred threats to people who didn’t give their food to her. At one point, the washed-up former model started throwing food at the walls, creating what one anonymous customer described as 'a Jackson Pollock-like painting' out of chicken fried steak and nacho cheese.
Deputy Ray Schneider was the first law enforcement officer on the scene. “We thought about bringing in a sniper to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart, but by then the perp had eaten so much she couldn't stand up and passed out with her face buried in a plate of mashed potatoes.”
Tags: weight gain, belly expansion, body expansion, real people
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